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Starwacker Update! They’re Still After Randy Quaid!

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi continue to sound the alarm against the Hollywood Starwackers – the secret group of serial murderers they claim are responsible for the deaths of Heath Ledger and David Carradine, and are now hunting them.

But it seems this evil group is even more nefarious than any of us could have imagined. Quaid and his wife claimed the following this week in an interview with Good Morning America:

  • Accused murderer and actor Robert Blake was actually set-up by the Starwackers.
  • Mel Gibson was drugged by the Starwackers – which explains his bizarre behavior.
  • Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears are on the Starwackers list – and need to take special precautions.

Quaid said he and his wife are being tracked by the killers, and have had their cell phones and computers hacked.  The two think that the Starwackers are actually agents or business managers that somehow profit by killing stars or destroying their careers. Of course, that assumes that Robert Blake, David Carradine, or Randy really have careers, but still…. 

Could this be a huge PR stunt – kind of Quaid’s version of Joaquin Phoenix’s crazy drug-addled Hassidic rapper impersonation?  Is Quaid actually a brilliant career strategist ready to remake himself as one of our biggest movie stars?

Probably not.  But as always, he is fun to watch.

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