Author Archives: Michael Wilcox
Nirvana Thy Name is Meatball
Meatballs? What the hell is wrong with me? I’m sitting here wanting to talk about meatballs. It is true that I have been extremely stressed of late with five homicide cases and several really large civil cases in final trial … Continue reading
Dear AARP: I swear I will seek a restraining order if you old bastards don’t leave me alone!
I’m hot right now. Yesterday’s mail brought the first of what will surely be a great many solicitations to join an “active retirement” community….really? At first I thought it was a joke played on me by my wife who took … Continue reading
Palin Should Debate Obama
Just when I thought I was losing interest in the unending Republican debates and primaries, a Savior has been revealed. Yes my friends, Sarah Palin has challenged Barack Obama to a debate and I, for one, must insist that this … Continue reading
The End Is Coming and I Will Be Ready Suckers!
Over the past weekend I sort of over did it at a wedding, so instead of riding my bike or golfing on Sunday, I balled up with my blankie and watched some television while the swelling in my brain subsided. … Continue reading
Caveat Traveler…Or What is the Italian Word For Cesspool?
On our recent family vacation to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida we booked a week at the “Il Lugano Hotel” located on “Fort Lauderdale beach”. To be fair, this was listed as a 4/5 star boutique hotel located on the Intracoastal Waterway … Continue reading